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You Have Now Entered The Home Of The
Back - 2 - Back - 2 - Back Flag Football Champions
BOOBIE MILES!!!

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Boobie Miles Fall League Champs

We Thank All Our Faithful Fans For Showing Up This Season To Witness The Greatest Show On Turf
As We Became A Full Fledged Dynasty By Winning Our
3rd Consecutive Championship!
 
Stay Tuned As Management Has Promised Fans Lower Ticket Prices Due To The Team's 3 Straight Championships
 
~ For ticket info. call 1 - 800 - BOO - BIES ~
 

2006 Team Boobie Miles Fall League Champions
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Back - 2 - Back Flag Football Champions

This site is entirely devoted to the # 1 flag football team on the face of the earth, Team Boobie Miles.  If you haven't heard of them then get your head out of your ass and go see them play a game or two at Hockey Town in Saugus on Route 1 South.

Boobie Miles is comprised of veteran flag football players with a hunger for championships.  They come to play & play to win.  When Boobie Miles steps on the turf other teams can only pray that Boobie won't milk them dry.  You can't stop Boobie Miles, you can only hope to contain them. 

Team Boobie Miles delivers bonecrushing flag pulls on every down.  Former Patriot lineman John Hannah has said, "This team could have beat the '86 Bears in the Superbowl."

This team may well be the most underhyped group of pure strength & skill that you will ever see.  Their defense tears up opposing teams with reckless abandon, even Ray Lewis is quoted as saying, "I'd KILL to be on that defense." 

The Juggernaut that we call the offense sprints up & down the field almost as if to say to the opposing offense, go sh*t in a hat.  Peyton Manning was reached for comment and he had to say, "I only wish I could've been drafted by Boobie Miles."

If you can't get to a game don't worry Team Boobie Miles is available to appear at parties.  For a small undisclosed fee, we will make team appearances & one other stipulation would be that the host of the party must supply select alcoholic beverages & loose women for the team.

Trivia Question

Which Boobie Miles player has the most potential, but yet chooses not to use it? (Hint: He complains like a 2 year old girl)

(Type your answers in the guestbook & the real answer will be revealed before the season opener)

2006 Team Boobie Miles Spring League Champions
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Look At These Tyrants Of The Turf

BOOBIE MILES FIGHT SONG

to the tune of the "We Are The Champions"

We've paid our league dues
Game after game
We've done our sentence
But committed no penalties
And false starts
We've made a few
We've had our share of flags
Thrown in our faces
But we've come through

And Boobie Miles will go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - our fans
And we'll keep pulling flags
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losing
'Cause we are the champions of the Hockeytown USA

We've taken our bad snaps
And our nasty falls
We've got players named Hurley, Trainor, and Donavan
That's not all, don't forget Kinsey, Pazz, and QB Sheehan
Boy, can he throw the ball
But there's more, like Beef and CB Joe
If I've left some out, I'm sorry, but those are the most recent Boobies I know
We are the best team on turf
We never back down
We'll never lose

And Boobie Miles will go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - our fans
And we'll keep throwing TDs
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losing
'Cause we are the champions of Hockeytown USA

We are the champions - our fans
And we'll keep yelling at refs
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losing
'Cause we are the champions

2007 Team Boobie Miles Spring League Champions
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Can You Say 3-Peat?

What's New With Boobie

6/24/07 - Three-Peat!!  Boobie Miles successfully defended its championship, again, by defeating Balls Deep 64-42 to pick up the Spring 2007 Division 1 Flag Football Championship.  This is the third championship for Boobie Miles in a row and the DYNASTY has now officially begun.
 
6/17/07 - Boobie Miles advanced to its third consecutive flag football championship by defeating the Re-up Gang 40-18 in the semi-finals.  Boobie Miles looks to defend its back to back championship and pull off the three peat this Sunday at noon against their nemesis Balls Deep.
 
6/10/07 - After two weeks off Boobie Miles easily defeated North Shore’s Finest 56-20 to advance to the semi-finals where they will face the Re-up Gang.  All eyes will be on Donavan Brown this week as he left this game halfway through with an injury.  Hopefully he will be back and ready for the heated semi-final affair.
 
5/22/07 - Boobie Miles received the #3 seed in the Division 1 playoffs and are awaiting the winner of the Beefcakes vs. North Shore's Finest.  The game will be on June 10th @ 1:00 at the outside field.
 
5/20/07 - John's Oil was like a scrificial lamb this week as Boobie Miles trounced them 80 - 24 in the regular season finale.  Boobie Miles will look to ride this momentum of the most points scored this season into the playoffs for the trifecta of a 3-peat.
 
5/13/07 - Boobie Miles suffered a hearwrenching loss 36 - 32.  This was the 1st loss in 8 games and was surrounded by controversy due to some questionable officiating.
 
5/6/07 - Boobie Miles trounced the #2 team in the standings Walltech Warriors 58-31.  This game was a joke for Boobie Miles as they toyed with this bunch of sissies and allowed them to come back just for the hell of it, only to close it out by 27 points.
 
4/29/07 - Boobie Miles was shorthanded this past Sunday with only 6 guys until Smiley showed up to make 7.  They played a tough game and were down 20 - 6 at halftime.  The team played extremely lazily throughout the 1st half, but when the buzzer sounded to start the 2nd half they played hard and battled back to take home the victory.
 
4/22/07 - The team pulled off a great victory with only 6 players today as they beat Primetime 50 - 12, although the Hockeytown website has us down for a 44 - 12 victory.  Go to the Goat of the week award to read more about this stupid issue.
 
4/15/07 - Boobie Miles came into this week's game and rolled over Big Deal.  It didn't even look like the Easter holiday bye week had any ill effects on them as they trounced the opposing team 56 - 6 and brought a season high 4-game winning streak to the forefront.
 
4/8/07 - Another bye week for Boobie Miles due to Easter festivities.
 
4/1/07 - Boobie Miles extended its win streak to 3 with a dominating victory over the Flaggits.  Boobie Miles will carry the momentum into the off weak for Easter where each member of the team vows to complete their mandatory team work outs.
 
3/25/07 - Boobie Miles toppled one of the top teams in the league this past week 40-38 in a grueling battle.  Backdoor Post just could not overcome the veteran leadership of Boobie Miles.
 
3/18/07 - Boobie Miles had a bye week but were very lucky because it was the day after Saint Patrick's day and everyone was so hungover.  Members of the team were seen in South Boston drinking the entire day.
 
3/11/07 - Boobie Miles came back from a loss in the prior week to beat a team that probably shouldn't have been allowed into the league.  The score lent no justice to the fact that Boobie Miles dominated the entire game.  While more the half the team was highly hungover from the night before they still managed to win the game.
 
3/4/07 - Boobie Miles held their heads in dismay this past Sunday when they lost for the 1st time in 10 games.  The refs, one in particular, Referee "Dave the Gaylord" had it in for Boobie Miles as we screwed them out of 4 TDs and threw 10+ flags on false start penalties.
 
2/25/07 - Boobie Miles has pulled out 2 straight wins by defeating B Team 58-0.  Chris Pazz's team suspension was lifted for this game in which he pulled in 1 receiving TD and one INT.  He was given a tongue lashing after the game by Coach Sheehan when Pazz was almost kicked out for arguing calls with the referees.  Captain Trainor helped keep Pazz controlled by allowing to only use his profane language on the bench and not on the field.
 
2/18/07 - Boobie Miles handed Salisbury its first defeat in their history of flag football.  After such a dominating victory many questioned if the reason why Salisbury had never lost before was because they had never been matched up against Boobie Miles.
 
2/11/07 - Spring League '07 starts off with a big time exhibition game victory and keeps Boobie Miles on a roll.  Captain Trainor was quoted as saying, "We blanked those North Reading Flaggits and even though it was just an exhibition game, this just shows how hungry we are for a 3rd straight title."
 
12/21/06 - Boobie Miles has their duckboat victory parade through Lynnfield, unfortunately WR Chris Pazz gets highly inebriated and is arrested for actions detrimental to the team.
 
11/19/06 - BACK-TO-BACK CHAMPIONS!!  Boobie Miles was able to successfully defend it's championship by pulling off the 54-32 victory over Capital Punishment to earn the 2006 Flag Football Championship wich is Boobie Miles' second title in a row.
 


  

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