Beef - # 80 / 55 / 65 - C - Possibly the closest thing to John Hannah, this offensive lineman led the league in pancakes last season.  He took on gargantuan D Tackles and placed them on their rumps game after game.

Ben - # 00 - WR/CB -  Would have been a great draft pick, but has chosen to retire before setting foot on the field.     

Big Pete - # 72 - DT/C -  This will be his rookie year and we can only hope that the comparisons to "Mean" Joe Greene aren't far off.  If that's the case then opposing teams will have to watch for his Reggie White esque club move that demolishes O Linemen.

Bolino - # 42 - CB/WR -  In his rookie year he performed above & beyond expectations, starting the year at WR, he was bumped from that role into the starting CB and he never looked back.  Probably the best cover corner since Ty Law.

Buck - # 29 - SS/WR - Started the year strong getting in the face of any offensive player that came his way.  But, then went AWOL in the 2nd half of the season.  Is famous for his fat thumbs.

Cheech - # 13 - WR/DT - If not for his first love, baseball, this WR/DT could be the greatest player in flag football history.  Team Boobie Miles is hoping that this is the year he finds his calling as just a flag football player.

Cliff - # 14 - CB - Rob Clifford holds the record for shortest career for Boobie Miles as he retired after 4 plays.  But he stills rocks his Boobie Miles t-shirt with pride as he runs through South Boston.

Donavan - # 9 - SS/WR -  Plays both sides of the ball like Champ Bailey.  Has the speed and hands of Deion Branch and his SS skills remind you highly of Ronnie Lott. 

Geno - # 51 - C/DT - Possible candidate for the 2007 ROY.  He has the quickness of a cheetah as he uses that to keep defenders away from QBs.  He may very well be take over Beef as the best Center in Flag Football history. 

Hunter - # 20 - DT/WR - Was signed from the practice squad on 4/29/07 and played well in his one game by catching a TD and battling in the trenches as the DT.  Was sent back to the practice squad after the game, but will be recalled in the future.

Hurley - # 33 - WR/SS -  What can you say about this WR except that he makes red zone defenses look like the Little Giants.  Hauled in 30 TDs last year.  He holds records in two sports as the tallest player in league history. 

Iverson - # 22 - WR/SS -  Was brought in to play WR when the team was devasted with injuries and hangovers.  Found a home at WR as the go-to guy when Hurley is being quadruple teamed.  When he runs routes you feel like Jerry Rice is actually on the field.

Kinsey - # 23 - DT - Once took on Richard Seymour one-on-one and blew him off his feet.  This is a player who has speed, strength, & ability.  A Pro Bowl snub last year, but still headed for the HOF. 

Pazz - # 21 / 83 / 27 - CB/WR -  Started the season at WR and was demoted to 3rd string when Captain Trainor called upon him to step in at CB.  Has an unmatched flag pulling technique where he tears your whole belt off and throws it over the fence.  Was put on the IR early in the season & will hopefully be back in time for the spring season.

Ryan - #4 - C/CB - In his short stint as a Boobie he performed well beyond expectations as he made it damn near impossible to get by him as C.  His CB abilities were top notch as well.  A great addition to Boobie Miles.

Scooch - # 7 - DT - I'm not sure if there is one word that describes this gargantuan DT when he is on the field.  He plays with reckless abandon.  No O Lineman is safe when the hurricane named Scooch is barreling towards them.

Sheehan - # 1 / 11 - QB - As Player/Head Coach there is no field that he can't throw end zone to end zone.  Passed Peyton Manning's TD record by tossing 50 TDs last season and was labeled the greatest field general in history. 

Smiley - # 2 - WR - Holds the highest catch per TD ratio on the team.  Showed up for the coldest game in flag football history.  Caught longest TD in flag football history & is good friends with President Bush.

Stanton - # 90 - WR - A real life example of an Antonio Gates, never played football, but had elected to put aside the round ball & pick up the pigskin.  Boobie Miles fans would have been pleased with the Twin Towers (Hurley & Stanton) roaming the field on offense except for the fact that Stanton has either retired after one game & 9 stitches or completely vanished off the face of the earth.  We are assuming the worst as we all feel that he is being held captive by Border Cafe.

Trainor - # 24 / 37 / 17 - FS/WR - Captain of Boobie Miles, this lanky, long-armed FS bats down passes like Lawyer Milloy.  He even lends a hand on the offensive side of the ball where he looks like Fred Biletnikoff hauling in passes.  Such a team player that he broke his wrist in the championship game and played through the injury just to help the team win.