Player/Coach QB Pat Sheehan - "We played well, but how good did I look
when I was throwing those deep bombs down the field, I'm gorgeous"
WR/FS Captain Matt Trainor - "As Captain of this team I take full credit
that we won, I rallied the troops when Pazz got tossed out of the game, I just wanted to sign an autograph for the little
fat boy who was crying after we won"
Championship Game MVP WR/CB/DT John Hurley - "I won the Championship
Game MVP Award, that's no surprise to me because I catch everything thrown my way, I kinda remind myself my childhood Flag
Football Hero, Sticky Fingers McGuillicuddy"
Regular Season MVP WR/SS Donavan Brown - "We are the best team on the planet, now I'm gonna
start thinking about new end zone dances for all the TDs I'm gonna score next season"
C Mike "Beef" Geary - "I really feel tired, I think I'm gonna go
home and sleep"
WR/CB Chris "Pazz" Parziale - "I'm glad we won the game, but overall I would have to
say that when that idiot referee Dave dies I will be in attendance at his wake and I will walk up to his rotting corpse and
just fire a fierce luggey on his face!"
DT Greg Kinsey - He was not in attendance for the game, but when reached
for comment said, "We can't lose, we are too good, when's the party to celebrate this trifecta"
CB Joseph "The Broseph" Bolino - Not much was understood from the Broseph in his interview,
"Dude, I'm so tired & I'm so hungry I can't breath dude; dude we won dude, oh my god dude I'm exhausted dude" Joe's
dialogue reminds you a little bit like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
