Regular Season Finale -

     The regular season finale featured Boobie Miles matched up with the same team they played in the regular season opener, REV.  Boobie Miles started the game on offense and the first play of the game saw Player/Coach QB Pat Sheehan connect with WR/CB Joe Bolino on a full field TD.  Boobie Miles jumped out to an early lead and never looked back.  The defense also started off the game on fire for Boobie Miles as WR/FS Captain Matt Trainor picked off a full field pass on Boobie Miles' own goal line to force the first of 2 turnovers of the day.  Captain Trainor's INT as well as tackles, pass break-ups, and the fact that Kinsey already won the Hero award earned him the Defensive Boobie of the Week award.  WR/SS Donavan Brown showed his heart and dedication to Boobie Miles in this game.  Donavan bumped heads with a player on the other team and busted his lip open.  After seeking medical attention Donavan returned to the game to connect on a TD pass from Sheehan, but also crashed into the boards making the catch.  Donavan was then forced to the sidelines for the remainder of the game due to the busted lip and what team doctors are calling bruised ribs and a contusion of the spinal column (he will be back in time for the playoffs).  Boobie Miles was then left with 5 players who had to finish the game Ironman style, playing both sides of the ball.  C/DT Greg Kinsey made his offensive debut of the season and played an unfamiliar position of C for the first time in his flag football career.  Kinsey was able to provide protection for Sheehan and also showed off his skills at receiver as he caught his first 2 TD passes of the season and two 2-point conversions.  On the defensive side of the ball Kinsey picked up right where he has been all season and provided constant pressure on the opposing team's QB.  Kinsey also recorded several tackles and picked up his 1st INT of the season which he took to the house for a TD.  2 offensive TDs and 1 defensive TD as well as playing an unfamiliar position for the good of the team made Kinsey the Hero for Week 8.  Due to the protection Kinsey provided and the efficient routes the receivers ran, Sheehan was able to connect on 6 TD passes on the day including one to every receiver.  WR/CB John Hurley caught a TD pass and secured the team title for receiving TDs on the season for the 2nd season in a row.  Sheehan also scrambled for 2 rushing TDs, ending the season with a grand total of 37 passing TDs and 4 rushing TDs, leading the team in both categories.  6 passing and 2 rushing TDs as well as 4 successful 2-point conversion attempts earns Player/Coach Sheehan the Offensive Boobie of the Week award.  The only dark cloud on the day for Boobie Miles would be the sloppy 2nd half.  After jumping out to a 40-6 halftime lead, fans in attendance began to think Boobie Miles was going to pick up its 3rd mercy rule victory of the year.  However, due to depleted numbers, hangovers, and a drop in motivation due to the tremendous lead they had on a team they had beaten twice before this season, the 2nd half effort was not 100%.  That being said, the 2nd half earned the entire team of Boobie Miles the Goat award for the game.  Boobie Miles was able to pull out the W without C/DT Big Pete Feeley, C Beef Geary, WR Craig Iverson, and CB Pazz.  With the victory, Boobie Miles now rides the momentum of a 4 game winning streak into the playoffs.  Boobie Miles earned the #2 seed in the playoffs and has a bye in the 1st round.  Look for Boobie Miles next on November 19th in the semi-finals when the team looks to defend last season's championship. 

Game #7 -

     In a much anticipated match-up, Boobie Miles took on the undefeated Bengals in Week 7.  The players of Boobie Miles have had this game circled on their calendar since Week 3, when the Bengals were able to squeak by with a 32-30 win over a Boobie Miles team which was missing a few key players.  The game started off with Boobie Miles on offense and QB Sheehan led the team down to a score on the first possession of the game, connecting with WR/SS Donavan on a TD pass.  Boobie Miles jumped out to a quick 6-0 lead, but things started to turn sour in the first half due to some officiating problems.  Boobie Miles defense came out on fire and WR/CB Hurley intercepted the second play from scrimmage with a beautiful shoe string catch.  However, the refs claimed the ball hit the ground so the INT didn't count.  The defense was able to hold the Bengals to a 3 and out and did not allow them to gain one yard.  But, when the offense came back on the field with great field position, they were flagged for a questionable illegal procedure call which took the field position away and then Sheehan threw an INT in the red zone on a jump ball where Hurley got absolutely molested in the corner.  After a terrible non-pass interference call, the Bengals were able to score and tied the game at 6-6.  Boobie Miles offense battled back and scored another TD, however, the TD was negated by the first of 3 consecutive illegal blocking penalties on C Big Pete.  These terrible calls brought Boobie Miles all the way back to their own goal line and they ended up turning the ball over on downs.  Big Pete was flagged for so many consecutive illegal blocking calls (all of which were nauseating calls) that he ended up having to sit out for a 4 minute penalty.  The Bengals again took advantage of the great field position and scored again making the score 12-6.  Once again Boobie Miles offense sputtered and the Bengals took the ball over at mid-field with 30 seconds in the half.  WR/FS Captain Matt Trainor was able to make a tackle with 7 seconds left and the Bengals tried to scurry to the line to get one last play off.  They could not set up properly to do so, but the refs decided that since Trainor did not hand the flag to the other team that the other team would be allowed to run a play and the Bengals were easily able to score as the defense stood around confused.  This call has never been made before in 2 seasons of Flag Football.  WR/CB Joe "Lockdown" Bolino argued the unprecedented call so adamantly that he also ended up on the bench serving a 4 minute penalty.  Non calls, terrible illegal blocking calls, penalty minutes, and made up rules were the reasons why the refs were awarded the Goat for Week 7.  That being said, Boobie Miles found itself in an unfamiliar position at halftime, trailing 18-6.  With the refs clearly against the squad, Donavan gathered the troops during halftime and told the team "F*** the refs and F*** the other team.  I know I am better than every mother f***er on that team".  Boobie Miles rallied around Donavan's words.  After serving the suspension Big Pete came back with a vengence and the opposing team's DT never came close to touching Sheehan again.  Donavan was also able to back up what he said as he caught a second TD pass and also took a lateral from the Broseph to the end zone totaling 3 TDs on the day.  Sheehan battled throught his vicious hangover, his overwhelming tiredness, the reminisce of blue paint still on his body, and the 12 point half time deficit to throw 5 second half TDs.  Sheehan hit Hurley for a TD as well as Trainor for his first two TD receptions of the season.  Captain Trainor was able to overcome last week's case of the drops and hold onto the ball in the second half and was looked to in key situations.  His 2 TD receptions earned him Offensive Boobie of the Week.  Being able to throw 6 TDs in a game and 5 TDs in one half as well as lead the team to the comeback victory earned Sheehan the Hero award for week 7.  Boobie Miles defense also turned it up a notch in the second half.  Even though every member of the team had a hard time actually pulling the flags, the Bengals were held to only 12 second half points.  DT Kinsey picked up his third sack of the season and applied constant pressure to the other teams' QB after battling with their center and Donavan was able to come up with the only INT of the day.  John Hurley was able to also have a record book performance in the game.  In a key situation when Boobie Miles was making its comeback Hurley recovered the first fumble recovery in the history of Hockeytown Saugus Flag Football.  Hurley caught the ball while it was live in mid air and saved a TD from scoring.  Being entered in the record books as well as numerous pass break-ups is the reason why Hurley took home the Defensive Boobie of the Week award.  Hurley also caught 3 two point conversions.  This game came down to the tale of the two halves where Boobie Miles outscored the Bengals 36-12 in the second half and pulled out the 42-30 victory.  Boobie Miles handed the Bengals their first loss without CB Pazz and WR Iverson.  Look for Boobie Miles to end the season next week on  a high note against the REV and ride that momentum all the way through the post season.

Game #6 -

     The 6th game of the season began with Boobie Miles on offense and with only 5 players.  SS/WR Donavan needed to step in at QB as starting QB Pat Sheehan was a tad bit late to the game.  Donavan led WR/CB Hurley, WR/CB Joe, WR/SS Trainor, & C/DT Big Pete Feeley down the field on 3 plays to connect on a TD pass to Hurley.  With an early 6-0 lead Boobie Miles never looked back.  Boobie Miles defense helf "Capital Punishment" to a quick 3 & out and player/coach QB Sheehan was then able to take the field under center.  Sheehan went on to throw his first of 2 TD passes to Donavan.  Due to depleted numbers Matt Trainor, who was previously only playing defense as he rehabs his wrist injury from last season, made his offensive debut.  Much like his first game back at FS there was quite a bit of rust to shake off for the captain.  Although, recording his first reception of the season, Trainor had a hard time holding onto the ball.  His drop on a beautifully thrown full field pass in the end zone earned him the Goat award for Week 6.  Minus Trainor's miscues at receiver, Boobie Miles offense was like a well oiled machine.  Big Pete held off any attempt of a rush by the other team as Sheehan continued to spread the ball on offense and went on to throw a TD pass to Hurley, Big Pete, & Joe.  Sheehan also scrambled for a TD on a fake reverse.  5 TD passes and a rushing TD earned Sheehan Offensive Boobie of the Week for the second week in a row.  After recording a shutout victory the week before, Boobie Miles' defense was out to prove that last week was no fluke.  Boobie Miles held "Capital Punishment" to 0 points for the first half.  Defensive Boobie of the Week, Big Pete applied constant pressure on the opposing QB and recorded his first two sacks of the season & his career.  His pressure was one of the reasons why every member of the starting secondary (Hurley, Joe, Donavan, & Trainor) all recorded an INT.  The defense was even able to put points on the board as FS Matt Trainor picked the ball off and lateraled to Donavan as he avoided a tackle.  Donavan than easily took the lateral to the house as the two safeties combined for a pick for six.  Donavan's passing TD, 2 receiving TDs, INT, and defensive TD were the reasons why he took home the Hero award for this week.  The starting DBs were quick to break up many passes and even took picks away from each other.  When asked about taking a pick or two away from Hurley as he interfered with him, the young Broseph was quoted as saying, "Dude, what do you mean, dude?".  Joey was not limited to being tangled up with his own teammates.  On a failed 3rd down attempt on the goal line in which a jump ball was deflected out of play,  a member of Capital Punishment was frustrated that he was just outjumped by Joe & Trainor.  This fellow on the other team, considerably larger then Joeseph, displayed his feelings by chirping and pushing "Lockdown".  Joe decided to chirp back and got in the opposing player's face.  This heated exchange almost resulted in fist-a-cuffs, but luckily for all involved (mainly Joe, considering the other guy would have knocked him unconscious), cooler heads prevailed.  Boobie Miles was able to pull off the dominant 54-20 victory without DT Kinsey, CB Pazz, and WR Iverson.  The only area where Boobie Miles struggled was on 2-point conversions, where they were not able to convert on any of the opportunities.  Player/Coach Sheehan has vowed to devout the entire week to fixing this problem so look for Boobie Miles to make a statement in the week 7 match-up vs. the unbeaten Bengals.  All in all, a great team victory as Boobie Miles picked up its 4th win of the season.

Game #5 -

     Boobie Miles looked to rebound from last week's debacle of the wrong game time which resulted in a forfeit.  Player/Coach Pat Sheehan reinstated FS Matt Trainor for the game as Trainor was previously suspended for Conduct Detrimental to the Team from the previous week's actions.  Team Boobie Miles was on a mission to make a statement and "The Rookies" were not ready for the beating they were about to endure.  The 5th game of the season started with Boobie Miles on defense.  First play of the game WR/CB John Hurley picked off the errant pass and returned the INT for a TD.  Hurley followed this amazing start by picking off the second play from scrimmage and again returning the INT for a TD.  Just when you thought Boobie Miles could not start any better Defensive Boobie of the week DT Kinsey recorded his 3rd sack of the year for a safety.  Boobie Miles quickly jumped out to a 14-0 lead before Offensive Boobie of the week QB Pat Sheehan could even attempt a pass.  With a commanding lead Boobie Miles never looked back.  Sheehan was able to lead the offense on scoring drives every possession for the offense.  QB Sheehan spread the field and hit every WR for a TD.  Hurley snagged 2 TDs, WR/SS Donavan hauled in 1, and WR/CB Iverson also caught a TD.  The offense was able to convert numerous 2-point conversions.  C Mike "Beef" Geary was easily able to hold off any attempt of a rush by "The Rookies" as no defender came within a mile of the QB.  Boobie Miles defense did not let down after its stellar start.  Donavan, Iverson, and Hurley played superbly on both sides of the ball and Hurley went on to have one more pick for 6 which resulted in a grand total of 3 for the day.  FS Matt Trainor also recorded his first INT of the season.  Both Hurley and Trainor gave credit to there INTs to the pressure that Kinsey applied on the QB all game long.  All in all this was as close to a flawless game from team Boobie Miles as they went on to a 50-0 mercy rule victory with 8 minutes to go in the first half.  On a day where you score on every possession and the defense only allows one 1st down, the only Goat could be a player who doesn't even show up to the game because he is too hungover.  CB Joe Bolino overexerted himselft Saturday night and due to excessive vomitting he could not make the trip to Hockeytown in Saugus to make the game.  Boobie Miles was able to pull off the victory without CB Pazz, C/DT Big Pete, & WR Stanton (who may have retired or is being held captive at Border Cafe, authorities are investigating into the matter).  It goes without saying that Boobie Miles followed up there forfeit loss with a dominant victory and sent a message to the rest of the league that there is a reason why they are the defending champions. 

Game #4 -

     Well, how should I start this week's game report.  I know, Thanks Captain Trainor.  His incompetence could not be matched this past Sunday when he traveled to Vegas to put $1,000 bucks down on Boobie Miles winning the championship this season.  The only problem was that when our Captain heard the Delta Airlines Captain say, "We've landed", he cracked open a delicious alcoholic beverage and went to town.  As Sunday approached he called Interim Captain Joe Bolino & Coach Sheehan and told them that our game was at 2 p.m. EST.  As a team bound by grit and determination we took what our leader said without thinking twice and we were duped.  Captain Trainor was so discombobulated from the drinking, gambling, & not to mention the "working girls" in Vegas that he thought our game was at 2 p.m. because while paying one of the these bonitas she mentioned that he owed $200 dollars.  He mistook that for, "Coach Trainor your game time is at 2 p.m." and he allowed his troops to be made fools of by showing up to an empty stadium.  Captain Trainor shouldered the blame for this one & hopefully didn't put too much money down on Boobie Miles to win it all now that we are in a hole at 2-2.  This foreit came against a team that Boobie Miles beat 54-0 in the pre-season.  Captain Trainor may be facing a lengthy suspension & hefty fine for his fau paux.  This story may have been highly exaggerated to make our fans feel the full effect that Team Boobie Miles felt on Sunday, but on the other hand this could all be true because I don't even think Captain Trainor knows what happened in Vegas.  What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, including this past Sunday's game time. 

Game #3 - 

     Many wondered how Boobie Miles would respond to the first loss of the season and the third game of the year did not have a stellar start.  REV was able to march down the field over the Boobie Miles D and strike the first blood with an early touchdown.  Paparazzi leaked photographs of team captain FS Matt Trainor, SS/WR John Hurley, CB/WR Craig Iverson, and DT Greg Kinsey out til all hours of the night the previous two nights at the Holy Cross alumni weekend and these actions could have been the cause for the lackluster start.  Boobie Miles' offense also sputtered in the first half as well with goal line possessions that resulted in zero points.  The hero for game 3, Iverson, was able to finally get the scoring started for Boobie Miles, but he put the 6 points on the scoreboard in an unconventional fashion; a pick for 6.  Once Boobie Miles tasted blood they never looked back.  QB Pat Sheehan, who lacked mental focus early in the game due to story telling, connected with star WR John Hurley for his first of two 2-point conversions.  Coach Sheehan was so out of the game he picked up a 5 minute unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and found himself pondering life on the bench.  Luckily for Boobie Miles, Iverson stepped in at quarterback and threw a TD pass to Hurley and a 2-point conversion to Big Pete as well.  Seeing Iverson's heroics lit a spark in QB Sheehan and when the penalty time was over the Sheehan of old emerged from his daze.  He went on to throw 2 TDs to Iverson, 1 to Hurley, 1 to Big Pete and multiple 2-point conversions.  Sheehan also showed off his speed when he scrambled for first downs as well as a TD run that spanned the entire length of the field.  Boobie Miles' defense was able to sweat out all the alcohol and return to form as DT Kinsey applied constant pressure on the REV QB.  There was not a member of REV who could block Kinsey and he picked up the first 2 sacks of the season for team Boobie Miles.  Kinsey's constant pressure earned this DT the defensive "Boobie" of the week award.  CB Joe Bolino proved why his nickname is "Lockdown" as he came up with multiple pass deflections and blanketed the opponents WRs all game.  Superstar WR John Hurley not only picked up 2 receiving TDs and the 2-point conversions he also stepped up on defense coming away with his first INT of the season.  Team Captain Matt Trainor returned from injury (broken wrist) for his first game back at FS and the rust was evident.  Trainor was beaten deep for a TD, flagged for a pass interference call which negated an interception in our end zone, and also missed two critical goal line tackles.  However, Trainor was able to complete an entire game without getting seriously injured so that in itself is an accomplishment.  QB Pat Sheehan even stepped in on defense for a series and was able to pick up an INT on a 2-point conversion and outrun the entire REV team to get 2 points on the board for Boobie Miles.  Beef showed that he is still the most dominant lineman in the league as Sheehan & Iverson went the entire game without being sacked once.  The best story of the game was the emergence of DT/C Big Pete as a versatile player.  One would think a man named "Big Pete" would only be known for his strength, but instead, he showed off his speed, agility, and hands as he played the entire game at WR.  Big Pete went on to have numerous catches, including a TD and a 2-point conversion.  He proved what a team player he was by stepping up and playing a foreign position and picked up the offensive "Boobie" of the week award.  Boobie Miles was able to pull off the win without CB Pazz, WR/SS Donavan, & WR Stanton, who were all unalbe to attend the game but they were however there in spirit.  All in all Boobie Miles responded in excellent fashion to the first loss as they picked up there second win of the season in dominant fashion.

Game #2 -

     The second game of the year started off quite well for Boobie Miles with them scoring on their first drive of the game.  From then on it was a shootout with the Bengals.  We tried new things said Coach Sheehan.  New things being Pazz at DT for a play or even him playing SS for the rest of the game.  Coach Sheehan even tried his hand at DT.  Iverson moved in to play CB and Donavan moved over to the other side to play FS.  There's not much to say about this game as Boobie Miles took one on the chin with a devasting loss, their first in 7 games, dating back to last season's championship run.  Everyone played pretty well with the exception of Pazz, who was given the Goat award for the week.  His pathetic excuses of "I never played SS before" or "I'm tired", and "I want to go home and suck my thumb like my kid does" are getting quite old.  He may very well be cut come Week 3.  Donavan & Iverson had INTs, Sheehan threw 5 TDs, Pazz caught 2 TDs, Donavan caught 2 TDs, Joe tipped about 50 balls, "Big" Pete was a workhorse playing both sides of the ball at C & DT.  Unfortunately, the occupants of 21 Carberry Street in Medford (Kinsey, Hurley, & Trainor) as well as Stanton all missed the game.  This game report was brought to you by Modell's.

Regular Season Opener -

     The 2006 Fall League Season Opener started off fast with Boobie Miles holding the R.E.V. to a 3 and out.  Boobie Miles struck first with a TD pass from Sheehan to Hurley.  This was Hurley's first game back from his contract holdout that cost him the entire pre-season.  Captain Trainor almost benched him for his lack of practice time due to the holdout, but instead allowed the All-Pro wideout to play and it paid huge dividends.  When we all thought Donavan had given everything he had in the pre-season he comes out and shows what a true athlete he is.  He snagged a couple TDs, a few 2 point conversions, & just kept the defense guessing all game long with his Matrix-like moves.  Last week's Goat Joe Bolino showed Captain Trainor that being the Goat doesn't neccessarily have to be a full time job by playing both ways and making the defense throw to whatever side he wasn't on.  Future OL Beef was back in action after a pre-season of contemplating retirement and found out that playing C is not all he knows how to do.  Beef caught a TD pass & had two 2 point conversions as well.  Rookie WR Mike Stanton was allowed to strap on the flags for the first game of his career.  He will be a force to be reckoned with in the future, but for now this basketball star converted to wideout must learn that pushing off to get down low on the block in basketball doesn't fly in football as he was flagged for numerous offensive pass interference penalties.  But, how can you say anything bad about a player who gets a 6 inch gash in his chin that needed 9 stiches and plays through it, not I for one.  There was, however, one moment that brought tears of joy to the eyes of Boobie Miles followers, that was when Captain Trainor pulled a Willis Reed and came out of the tunnel to play with a broken wrist.  Even the refs couldn't believe their eyes when Trainor took the field.  There really isn't much to say about this hero except he helped energize Boobie Miles in their first game of 2006.  He recorded a few tackles, broke up passes , and even went against doctors orders to bring the team together for the victory.  Coach Sheehan brought his out of this world play to the grid iron once again connecting with Hurley for 3 TDs & scrambling for 1st downs and taking advantage of a defense that refused to use the QB Spy package.  Many team members were missing including last week's Defensive Player of the Week Pazz, WR Iverson, DT Kinsey, & C/DL "Big" Pete Feeley.  The first game of the Fall League 2006 was W with the score being 44-30.  

Pre-Season Game 1  - 

     There were many questions going into the exhibition game to kickoff the Fall 2006 Flag Football season for Team Boobie Miles.  Many wondered how Boobie Miles would respond to the new uniform color, team captain FS Matt Trainor starting the season on the PUP (Physically Unable to Perform) List, and last season's league MVP WR John Hurley missing the game due to a contract dispute.  However, QB Pat Sheehan started just where he left off last season, throwing 5 TDs in which 4 went to different receivers.  Donavan brought in 2 INTs (one for a TD), caught 2 TDs, rushed for 1 TD, and grabbed 2 two-point conversions.  Joe Bolino may have been the lone dark cloud on a sunny day for Boobie Miles, missing 3 INT opportunities, although he declares "I broke up all those passes", well we on the team would like to see a little more energy from this stellar CB.  Rookie "Big Pete" showed Boobie Miles why he was the # 1 draft pick in the fall of '06, piling up 10+ pancakes in one half.  Pazz actually held off from cursing and trying to be tougher then he is for one game to haul in 1 TD pass & snag 3 INTs (one for a TD).  Iverson, was heard by the crowd complaining about not wanting to play defense, which may put him on thin ice with Captain Matt Trainor.  Kinsey may have stayed most consistent from last season out of all Boobie Miles members, his off-season workout is thought to be tougher then that of HOF WR Jerry Rice's.  All in all I would have to say that when you pummle a team 55 - 0 there are only good things to say.